Au Contraire Unplugged

Au Contraire keeps me laughing...

B: A.C.? Am I a good mom?
AC: Well...sorta.
B: What do I do that's bad?
AC: Well, you make me cry sometimes and you hurt my feelings. And you don't let me have stuff that I want.
B: I'm sorry. What can I do to be a good mommy?
AC: Well, you could stop making me cry and give me stuff when I ask for it -like food and stuff.
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Watching an African tribe on PBS--the women and men were naked from the waist up.

AC: Hey! That's like me! I just like to be naked and only wear my underwear, too!